I was born in Houston, Texas.
I moved to Itta Bena, Mississippi.
I eventually found my way back to Houston, Texas.
I read Reddit every morning like it's a newspaper in the 80's.
I watch many movies and try to find ways to relate them to my life.
I obsess over hourglasses and maintain a large collection.
I have a beautiful wife that happens to face paint for a living.
I also have two boys and a tiny Yorkie named Blue, she wears a bell so I don't step on her.
I write code and develop IOS apps and websites.
I (used to) write idiotic comments about the things I see.
I was the Owner/Operator of Strand Bar & Grill.
I sold that business and decided to have a family.
I was the Marketing Director and Head of Customer Relations at Big Dave's Termite & Pest Control
I am not anymore, but he's still cool, because he's my Dad.
I had a good run as Project Manager for LuGrand Dawkins, innovated on over 27 construction projects.
I am now working with Divvy Homes, a tech company that happens to sell Real Estate.
I have a more detailed résumé if you're into that sort of thing.
I used to be what hipsters aspired to be: effortlessly hip.
I am now just a random guy whose beard grows in patches.